About
This blog used to be part of my job for the Sam Adams Alliance. They discontinued the freelancing program in May 2008, and I no longer update this blog. You can now find my writings here.
I’m graduating from college next year. I know as much about what will happen after that as you did at my age. It has been observed that I have a thing for cute robots and catchy phrases. I’ve decided to cash in on my catchy phrases here. If you want to buy those I’ll be happy. I haven’t been able to cash in on cute robots yet. My favorite president is George Washington. Antonin Scalia is my favorite Supreme Court justice. George S Patton is my favorite general. Yes, I have a favorite general. I also have a favorite fighter jet, as if the whole general thing weren’t weird enough. One of my goals in life is to be as good at mixing politics and religion as William Wilberforce was. One of the others is to avoid being a hemp-wearing soap-eschewing tree-hugging spotted-owl-kissing dirt-worshiping hippie. I’m much closer to the second than I am the first. My friends call me “Senator” despite my continued insistence that I’d prefer to be Empress of the World. It is my sincere hope that this blog will aid my ascension to that position.
If that didn’t scare you away, nothing you see on my blog will shock you.
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